Kyle Hyde
Age: 33

Kyle Hyde is a bourbon-loving ex-detective who never passes up an opportunity to get a screw(driver).  Recently entered Boosting Anonymous.

Can often be seen sitting alone, nodding to himself...

Dunning Smith
Age: 49

The grumpy piece of leather that runs Hotel Dusk.  He enjoys long walks on the beach, parasailing, and his favorite color is blue.  Believes hockey is the only truly manly sport that exists.  Prefers the lakes to the mountains.  Desperately believes that suspenders will soon come back in style.  Deeply offended by older men wandering about at night with young, attractive women.

Rosa Fox
Age: 40

Rosa cause quite a stir on Gamefaqs some time ago with her mysterious ethnicity.  Is she Latino?  Is she African American?  Or is she colored entirely in black and white making it impossible for any strong conclusion to be drawn?  That, gentle readers, is for you to decide.

Louis DeNonno
Age: 25

Può assomigliare ad una media, chump ordinario, ma non conoscete mai che cosa potrebbe nascondere in quanto afro sugoso enorme di suo.

Melissa Woodward
Age: 8

As a child actress Melissa almost made it big, if not for that Christina Applegate.  Now she's 36, wasted and alone.  Hollywood is a cruel mistress, my friend.  So very cruel.

Kevin Woodward
Age: 35

Quite literally the biggest douche-bag in the known universe.  And a drunk.  No wonder his clever wife left him.

Mila
Age: 19

May be too old, but still a Loli at heart.  Presumably the 1960's version of the modern day Persocom: mature teenage girls with the brain capacity of lettuce meant to fulfill your every wish and maybe even download some porn.

Jeff Angel
Age: 19

Pout, pout, emo, smirk, emo emo smirk pout felony smirk pout pout emo emo emo.

Morten Harket
Age: 20

Head vocalist of the Norwegian rock band A-ha, Morten came to Hotel Dusk seeking groovy tunes and cool cats.  But instead he found MYSTERY.

Iris
Age: 30

Iris, (November 28, 1951 – February 8, 1997), better known under the stage name of Cecily Lee, was an American model, actress and celebrity. Her highly publicized marriage to successful defense attorney Larry Damon, a total douche in the tradition of all Damons, resulted in speculation that she married him for his money, which she denied. Following his death, she began a lengthy legal battle over a share of his estate; her case reached the U.S. Supreme Court on a question of federal jurisdiction.

Born and raised in California, Iris dropped out of high school and first posed nude at the age of 17. She first gained popularity in Va-Voom, becoming the 1979 Playmate of the Year. She modeled for clothing companies, including PaPa Jeans.  In the months before her death, she was the focus of renewed press coverage surrounding her silly, silly hair.

Helen Parker
Age: 70

Yar, har, fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to me.

Theodore Vanderworth
Age: 50

Nougachew Fiend and Pedophilia Extraordinaire!  Watch out, folks!  He just may be in YOUR neighborhood!

Rachel
Age: 27

Not since MGS2's Rose has a gamer been more anxious to call up their girlfriend for a save-game chat, thanks to this beauty-marked wonder at the office.

If you're mean to everyone in the hotel on your second playthrough (without getting any game overs) you can get the secret Rachel ending.

Bradley-Boo
Age: ??

Bradley-Boo is the default choice.

Bradley-Boo is over his rib bruises and ready to go.

Bradley-Boo is equipped with the Raytheon Tow bgm.

Bradley-Boo is the consummate achiever, not by virtue of breeding or privilege.

Bradley-Boo is now seen as a serious threat to Mr. Gore.

Bradley-Boo is the fourth child of Iwojima flag-raiser John "Doc" Bradley.

Bradley-Boo is conveniently located just 12 miles north of Hartford.

Ed Vincent
Age: 55

An ex-L.A. Detective who now makes a living selling cheap crap.  As a side job he helps people find items they lost or had stolen.  Also secretly a woman.