Okay, so I didn't boost it.  It's my room key.  From the front desk.

A regular #2 pencil.  It would make more sense to keep it on me than in my suitcase, but with all the crap I carry, better to leave it alone until I absolutely need it.

A crowbar.  Never know when you're gonna have take care of business.  And by that I mean lift heavy objects.

A screwdriver.  Despite the many uses of most screwdrivers, this one is absolutely pointless.

Can't stay at a hotel without boosting some high quality towels.

One of the items I was hired to snag.  Can't say I'm complaining about this one.  That dame on the cover looks kinda familiar...

A fountain pen with an engraving on it.  Could belong to someone in the hotel.  Since I can't contain my curiosity to save my life, I'll figure out who.

Oooohhhh booze, beautiful booze.  Bless you, booze.

Whoo, black light.  Now I can throw Iris a party.

A mysterious video tape.  At least, it WAS mysterious. Then I recorded some disco on it, just to drive that DeNonno kid crazy.  Totally worth it.

A small red box, the second item I was asked to retrieve.  It has a deep, secret meaning that will pull together the entire game in a clever and perfectly satisfying end.  Hahaha, yeah right.